How come he's using a phone with a cord? I didn't know they made them anymore. Does he have a party line?
O, the miraculous power of a double negative! Now let me see here.....
Trump is not bright enough to stay off his cell phone. On the other hand, he's not bright enough to absorb any useful intelligence. So two negatives result in the positive news that eavesdropping Soviets and Chinese will come up empty-handed because the subject of their surveillance is empty-headed.
Let us hope — and pray — that all this computes.
The New York Crank