Probably you already saw this, but then again…
KIEV, Ukraine — A young television comic and novice candidate trounced Ukraine’s political elite in the first round of the presidential election, official results showed Monday — a stinging rebuke by an electorate tired of the lack of change in a country dominated by rich businessmen.That the Times gave even these few inches to Ukraine’s new president means that it found the whole thing weird, even humorous. Those Ukrainers, what’ll they be up to next, huh?
Results released by the Central Electoral Committee showed that Volodymyr Zelensky, 41, who is famous for playing a schoolteacher accidentally vaulted into the presidency, leading the field with more than 30 percent. He received 5.2 million votes, almost double the number of his nearest competitor, President Petro O. Poroshenko, who had just under 16 percent.
I found it brilliant, and wish we were smart enough to do likewise. Not only should we elect a comic as president, we ought to make it compulsory. Comedians see the world much more clearly and accurately than politicians do. Spotting bullshit, their own and others', is their profession. They are not stupid. Nobody stupid can be funny, unless by accident. Take Trump. Please.
I’ll take Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Amy Schumer, Larry David, Ellen DeGeneres, Louis C.K., Richard Pryor, Whoopi Goldberg, David Letterman, any one of them for president over most of the candidates milling around for 2020.
The best of the lot, now unfortunately dead, was the greatest philosopher of our times, George Carlin.