January 24, 2016
Football Day In America
So which gang of millionaires do you want to see win today? Which multi-billionaire ego-maniac prick owner do you want to see even more enriched and bathed in glory at the end of this business day? Personally, I want the Cardinals to win, but thatís only because I like red and they have pretty little cartoon birds on their helmets. That’s the most compelling reason I can think of for rooting for any of them. Regardless of who wins, weíre still doomed to see Peyton Manning on TV every two fucking minutes for the rest of our lives on this lost planet Ö And that fuckiní Papa Johnís guy, Oh, that fuckiní Papa Johnís guy.
Posted by OHollern at January 24, 2016 01:00 PM
Way back in the day, I mean decades, when I was in grade school, the Cardinals were a baseball team. What's up with that -- did they switch to football? Honestly, I don't know from sports. Anyway, these baseball Cardinals were in the World Series and everybody in third grade had to be for one of the teams. I picked the Cardinals for the same reason. I liked red and I liked birds; I don't remember what the other team was. It turned out that, for some reason, at least that year in that small-town third grade, the Cardinals were the "girls' team." LOL, typical of little gayboy me.
As for the other problem, it's simple: stop watching TV. You will be astonished at how much better you feel.