September 16, 2014
Your Daily Dipshit

From the New York Times:

On Fox News on Monday, a county sheriff in Texas said he had received reports that Qurans and Muslim clothing had been found on smuggling routes. He said that was evidence that Muslims had been smuggled into the United States.

If they show their ugly head in our area, well send them to hell, said the sheriff, Gary Painter, of Midland County. I would like for them to hit them so hard and so often that every time they hear a propeller on a plane or a jet aircraft engine that they urinate down both legs. When you do that, then youve accomplished a lot.


Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 16, 2014 05:05 PM
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So THAT is where that came from? Last week, my ptsd-afflicted disabled veteran youngest, who has decided he MUST be a Texan told me on the phone that there was 'certainty' that ISIL meant to hit the US from the Mexican is apparently the 'thing' in south Texas.

I was like, "What?!" I know sane people live in Texas. I just wish my youngest son aspired to be one of them more often. :-(

Posted by: Syrbal/Labrys on September 17, 2014 1:04 PM

Hey, that's what ISIS recommends when they find a bible or a bra! Hit 'em so hard on the neck with a sharp instrument that they lose their head. Imagine no religion - or at least no religious racism. But then I'm afraid it's hard to imagine one without the other.

Posted by: Peter on September 19, 2014 9:36 AM

Before the ISIL guys get across the US border, they might have to confront Mexican drug cartels that also decapitate people. I hesitate to speculate on what all that would be like.

Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank

Posted by: New York Crank on September 19, 2014 3:08 PM
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