August 11, 2014
The Grass is Always Greener…
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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at August 11, 2014 04:33 PM
Just in time for California.
Kind of reminds me of people who put the "realistic, silk" flowers in their outdoor windowboxes, planters, or even in-ground flower beds. This is a Real Thing, at least around where I live. For reasons I haven't been able to fully fathom, this practice goes beyond being merely annoying and makes me want to HULKRAGESMASH when I see it.
Personally, I prefer the mud-spray I can put on my oversized SUV to pretend I've been driving it off-road. That's just so much cheaper and safer than the real thing. No hoax!
Second comes the branding iron with my own name on it to mark my steak on the BBQ. Wow, do people get mad when I do that!