January 02, 2014
Evil, Be Thou My Good!

This is the conclusion of a long and closely reasoned essay by John Michael Greer arguing that the GOP has become, literally, the party of Satan. He may or may not be entirely serious, but Iím convinced. What else could explain Ted Cruz, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Antonin Scalia, and etc. and et cetera and so on ad infinitum?

Only one of the seven deadly sins has gotten by without extravagant praise from so-called Christian conservatives in recent years ó itís hard to glorify an economic system that depends on avarice, gluttony, envy and sloth, and a foreign policy defined by pride and wrath, in any other way ó and no doubt theyíll find a way to fit lust in there somewhere one of these days, and finish collecting the whole set.

At this point, though, itís hard to see any reason why the Satanists in the GOP need to keep the pretense going any longer. In an era when most discussions of the Christmas season in the mass media fixate on whether retailers are making a big enough profit to keep the economy stumbling blindly onward for one more year, I think a strong case can be made that America is ready to shake off the last of its qualms and openly embrace a Satanic political agenda. Among its other benefits, putting public devil worship at the heart of the GOP, where it so evidently belongs, canít help but improve the flagging ratings of Republican national conventions; the otherwise tedious proceedings of the 2016 GOP convention, for example, would be enlivened no end by a Black Mass celebrated by the GOP nominee, perhaps with Ann Coulterís nude form draped over the altar and a chorus of delegates chanting ďEvil, be thou my good!Ē from the bleachers.


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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at January 02, 2014 04:05 PM
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