September 14, 2013
This May Explain…
…David Vitter and Bobby Jindal.
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 14, 2013 07:09 PM
Story has to be false. How could the amoeba have found any brains to eat in Louisiana?
Amoeba is singular. Maybe it was a scout sent by out of state amoebae.
Have to be a bordering state. Texas? Arkansas? Mississippi?
Maybe they were airlifted from Florida. Oh, wait.
More reason to not drink water. Coffee, tea (boiled) beer and mead (also boiled AND alcohol-fermented), and distilled spirits.