June 18, 2013
GOP DOC SPOTS WOMB WANKING

Texas (are you surprised?) Republican congressman Michael Burgess stays classy:

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” said Burgess, a former OB/GYN. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”

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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at June 18, 2013 02:21 PM
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You have to be very careful of this stuff. I'm talking about womb wanking. The next thing you know, some baby will impregnate his own mother from the inside. The new fetus will be the product, therefore, of incest. But if you perform an incest abortion, permissible in many states, you could make a mistake and abort the father.

Best just to make the babies abstain. We could teach them about that in womb school. Some of our greatest presidents were educated in one-womb school houses.

Sorry about that pun. Couldn't resist.

Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank

Posted by: The New York Crank on June 18, 2013 3:09 PM

Glad you didn't, Crank. Also aborting the father was a nice touch. Remember that old song, I'm My Own Grandpa?"

Posted by: Lou Garou on June 18, 2013 10:23 PM
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