December 17, 2012
All I Want For Christmas Is An M-4

Let me get this straight. Teachers are lazy, parasitical union thugs who want to convert our kids to atheism, homosexuality, and socialism but they should all pack heat and protect our kids from armed lunatics. Of course. Why didn’t I think of that?

Uh, will the guns be supplied, or do the teachers have to buy their own? What if the teacher goes nuts and wants to shoot up his own class? Shouldn’t the kids all be armed for that eventuality? Maybe they should, but what about kids whose parents are too poor to buy them guns? Should they get some kind of voucher or something? We couldn’t supply them at taxpayer expense. That would be a hand-out that encourages dependency. It might also increase the deficit. Yikes. I know, bake sales!


Posted by OHollern at December 17, 2012 10:51 AM
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The utopia of the NRA:

Sorry young Sam, it seems your Mom was just shot dead. She arrived to pick you up five minutes earlier than usual, and when the janitor saw her go for her mobile phone, he had to think fast. Her body's in the school morgue.

Try not to cry. It's a small price to pay for being safe.

Incidentally, keep your S&W handy when Bobby is around. He's didn't do well in his last test, and his temper is short. Don't hesitate to take him out if you think he's a danger.

Or if, you know, you just don't like him. You can always say he was starting to draw.

Posted by: John Anthony Curran on December 17, 2012 9:44 PM
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