Peteykins, the artist formerly known as Princess Sparkle Pony, has drawn up for the GOP an outreach program aimed at The Little Brown Ones. Samples:

● April 30, 2013: Bobby Jindal grows mustache, looks in mirror, says to himself, “I could pass.”

● May 25, 2014: Washington Post ombudsman takes George Will to task for over-reliance on obscure Gabriel García Márquez, Isabel Allende references in his columns.

● December 18, 2015: Arizona governor Joe Arpaio thrilled to announce that Nogales has been chosen as the site of 2016 Republican National Convention.

● January 4, 2016: In desperate last-ditch effort to win Iowa caucus, Rick Santorum changes first name to “Speedy.”