October 12, 2012
Getting Laid the Hard Way

From the Christian Science Monitor:

“Thursday, March 12, 2009: I had a sore throat. My father took me to the doctor. There a woman told us about a boy named Anis, ‘Anis was with Taliban.’ His Taliban friend told him that he had a dream that he is surrounded by heavenly virgins in Paradise. The boy then asked his parents if he could become a suicide bomber to go to the Paradise. The parents refused. But Anis exploded himself at a check post of security forces, anyway.”

For why this might not have been such a good idea, go here and scroll down to “Good News for Vegan Martyrs.”


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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at October 12, 2012 11:21 PM
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Got to love mistranslations! Maybe if we give it a few more generations King Solomon will become kind to animals because he had 300 porcupines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#Wives

Posted by: John Anthony Curran on October 15, 2012 12:59 AM
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