September 03, 2012
Ryan Runs Like a Girl, Only Slower

How can I not pass along the news that Sarah Palin ran a faster marathon than Paul Ryan?



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 03, 2012 04:35 PM
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If Ryan could run his feet as fast as he runs his mouth, he'd be Marathon King of the World.

Posted by: Phil on September 3, 2012 6:24 PM

Just to reduce this to the absurdity it deserves, Blago ran a 3:07 in Chicago.

Posted by: lless on September 4, 2012 9:27 PM


Posted by: Don on September 4, 2012 9:33 PM

During their runs: Palin grifted, Edwards banged, Ryan flexed. Gore recounted.

Posted by: Paul_JuSEF on September 5, 2012 5:59 PM

The first Marathon winner in 1896, Spyridon Louis, a Greek, won in 2:58:50. He was a professional "water carrier" and, as legend goes, during the race he made a stop at a local inn to rest and drink a glass or two of wine. So, if during their runs Palin grifted, Edwards banged, Ryan flexed and Gore recounted: Spyridon was just cool ... :-)

Posted by: Peter on September 7, 2012 12:02 PM
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