September 03, 2012
Ryan Runs Like a Girl, Only Slower
How can I not pass along the news that Sarah Palin ran a faster marathon than Paul Ryan?
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 03, 2012 04:35 PM
If Ryan could run his feet as fast as he runs his mouth, he'd be Marathon King of the World.
Just to reduce this to the absurdity it deserves, Blago ran a 3:07 in Chicago.
During their runs: Palin grifted, Edwards banged, Ryan flexed. Gore recounted.
The first Marathon winner in 1896, Spyridon Louis, a Greek, won in 2:58:50. He was a professional "water carrier" and, as legend goes, during the race he made a stop at a local inn to rest and drink a glass or two of wine. So, if during their runs Palin grifted, Edwards banged, Ryan flexed and Gore recounted: Spyridon was just cool ... :-)