Just a quick thought. Whatever happens over the current Romney scandal, nobody’s called it Tax Return Gate yet, and for that I am grateful. Nor have I heard Outsource Gate or Swiss Bank Account Gate or, and I might not mind this one so much, Romney Is An Arrogant Asshole Gate. You have to be thankful for the little things in life.
If anybody has heard otherwise please don’t tell me. I don’t want to know yet. I’d like to keep my virginity just a little bit longer.