September 04, 2011
And the Other Half Were Liars…

Speaking of Vogons, here’s more from From Crazy for God, Frank Schaeffer’s memoir of growing up evangelical:

“The other day,” said Pat [Robertson], “I was invited to speak to the Orlando chapter of The Full Gospel Businessmen’s Association. At the end of my talk about how God will bless us if we plant a seed of faith and give richly to His work, by supporting the 700 Club’s special fund, I said, ‘Now bow your heads, open your hearts, and close your eyes so no one but God and me can see you. Now each one of you men’ — they were all successful, married, Christian men in their midforties to fifties — ‘raise your hands if you still masturbate.’ And do you know, over half raised their hands!”



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 04, 2011 11:54 AM
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Too fucking funny! Pun intended!

P.S. You need one more tag that reads Stupid Rich White Trash.

That's all.

Posted by: Pat on September 5, 2011 5:01 AM
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