June 23, 2011
My Mommy is Prettier Than Your Mommy

This is from the maiden speech of Floridaís Senator Mark Rubio, and a childish, thought-free piece of work it was. In it he asked, trembling with fear for the world beyond our borders where there be dragons:

If America declines, who will serve as living proof that liberty, security and prosperity can all exist together?

Gosh, thatís a tough one, but Iíll give it a try. Great Britain, maybe? Canada? The Netherlands? Costa Rica? France? New Zealand? Norway? Switzerland? Australia? The Isle of Man? Japan? Ireland? Sweden? Belgium? Spain? Germany? Italy? Iceland? Denmark? Luxembourg? Austria?

There must be others, but Iíve got to go now. Theyíre calling me for din-din.



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at June 23, 2011 04:43 PM
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Well, he was educated in Nevada and Florida. You can't expect him to know a lot about the rest of the world.

Posted by: evil is evil on June 24, 2011 11:23 AM

An exceptional American, no?

Posted by: Jim H. on June 25, 2011 2:55 PM

Not exceptional enough, I'm afraid.

Posted by: John Anthony Curran on June 27, 2011 1:39 AM
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