May 20, 2011
So. The Rapture...

The end of the world has been predicted for tomorrow, and the best jokes have already been made. (I, for one, immediately clicked ďLikeĒ when I got the Facebook invite to Post-Rapture Looting.) Iím not terribly worried about the impending Armageddon. Iím more worried about Sunday morning, when the Faithful awaken to find themselves still here and the heavy drinking starts. Sorry, folks ó if you want oblivion, youíre going to have to provide it for yourselves.

Of course, in the unlikely event that the Rapture does happen I will be profoundly upset. Not because I will be among those left behind to suffer Tribulation. But because it would mean that God is as big a doofus as the fundies claim He is. I donít know why some people find the notion of a Cosmic Psychopath subject to capricious whims and temper tantrums so very comforting, but they do. They seem to like that quality in their presidents, senators and governors as well...



Posted by Kurt Weldon at May 20, 2011 04:51 PM
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RE: Looting

I've only met a few fundamentalists, but they were all poorer than church mice. I can't remember any of them that had anything that I would loot.

Window washers, day laborers, field hands and night cleaning people don't get rich.

Posted by: evil is evil on May 21, 2011 2:46 PM

I had a vision last night. Instead of all these people floating up to heaven, I saw them going, "slurp, slurp, slurp" down through the ground. Heh!

Posted by: MissBetsy on May 21, 2011 3:26 PM
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