From Herman Cain, currently the frontrunner for the GOP nomination in 2012:
KEYES: You came under a bit of controversy this week for some of the comments made about Muslims in general. Would you be comfortable appointing a Muslim, either in your cabinet or as a federal judge?CAIN: No, I would not. And here’s why. There is this creeping attempt, there is this attempt to gradually ease Sharia law and the Muslim faith into our government. It does not belong in our government. This is what happened in Europe. And little by little, to try and be politically correct, they made this little change, they made this little change. And now they’ve got a social problem that they don’t know what to do with hardly.
This is an excellent start, and I heartily encourage Mr.Cain to stick to his guns on this one. Mr. Cain is onto something important here, and now just needs to broaden his focus. Because the simple fact is this: Muslims are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. The real problem is...
MONOTHEISTS!
Who attacked us on 9/11? Monotheists. Who was behind the Spanish Inquisition? Monotheists. Who launched the Crusades? Monotheists. Monotheists fired on Fort Sumter. Monotheists started World War One. Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and John Lennon were all shot by monotheists. At least one self-admitted monotheist is involved in the collapse of our economy.
I tell you, these people are nothing but trouble. And I want them out of my government. Now. Two thousand years of this crap is enough!
So you go, Herm! Together we will end this scourge, one vile subsect at a time…
Dear Mr. Cain:
You make shitty pizza, too.
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Posted by: Tim on March 28, 2011 12:22 PMWell, yes, but to be clear, it is Dualistic Monotheism which is causing all the problems, rather than Monistic.
Posted by: mahakal on March 28, 2011 12:40 PM