February 21, 2011
Thank God for Mississippi

Former Mississippi governor Haley Barbour, whose heart brimmeth over with compassion for the littlest people of all, spake thus to the Conservative Political Action Conference:

“My first year as governor my pro-life agenda was adopted by our Democrat-majority legislature, and Americans United for Life, I am proud to say, named Mississippi the safest state in America for an unborn child,” Barbour said.

He made no mention of born children, perhaps because life expectancy in Mississippi, 73.6 years, is fiftieth among the states. Topping the list at 80.0 years is Hawaii, where President Obama may have been born in the summer of 1961. If so, he can be expected to live until August 4, 2041, a Sunday.



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at February 21, 2011 11:58 AM
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Too funny. That's all.

Posted by: Pat on February 21, 2011 5:29 PM

So that means that we should have to put up with Barbour no longer than, at the latest, Saturday, May 29, 2021.

Posted by: Tim on February 21, 2011 5:34 PM
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