January 22, 2011
Fire in the Hole

At Ketchup Is A Vegetable, Brady Bonk easily outshoots the NRA. Not that it matters. In a nation of cowards, fear beats logic every time.

A threatening person enters your home. You pick up a gun from your nightstand, and you successfully fire it into the person’s chest, ending his life and protecting your home. The police shake your hand and send you on your merry way and tell you what a good person you are.

It seems more likely to me that you’ll end up killing someone in your family or yourself and end up in jail or dead.

I mean, you think the guy on the phone this morning regularly takes his gun to a range? You think he’s had classes in gun safety, think he’s bothered to learn how to properly handle a firearm?

And, further: Do you think he has a fire extinguisher in his kitchen?

Well, I mean, come on. If your reason for keeping a firearm in your nightstand is that you have to defend your home, don’t you think you should be equally prepared to defend it from fire? And which of the five types of fire extinguisher does he own? And does he know whether to pick up his A, B, C, D, or K model depending on which sort of fire he’s got?

Does his family have an escape route in case of fire? Has he seen about installing a tougher deadbolt? Reinforced the windows? Locked down his sliding glass doors? Has he plugged unused electrical sockets? I mean, if you’re going to be the kind of guy who’s interested in defending his home and his family, then be that guy or stop with the bullshit nonsense…



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at January 22, 2011 04:11 PM
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The law is designed to prevent the Government from having all the power. This is about control if you want the people to be quiet and subservient then take away their abilities. The right to own weapons is about the ability of the people to have and keep their rights. Taking this away is the same as taking away free speech. Fight to keep rights too many have been taken away so far. Guns kill people but so do chemicals from dumpsites and kitchen utensils. The fight should not be to control people but to educate them. The fight you are taking on is for corporate america who is trying to control you right now.

Posted by: on January 25, 2011 4:23 PM
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