February 08, 2010
I Will Put the Seat Down, I Will Carry Your Lip Balm

The poor-little-me ad for Dodge Charger during the Superbowl was, essentially, ineffable. But I’ll give it a shot anyway:

The commercial presumes — and who am I to say the marketers are wrong — that the American male is a brow-beaten, miserable, helpless, pussy-whipped drudge. The only recourse left for the poor wretch — his last, desperate chance at manhood — is to take out a loan for a new Charger. Each one comes with a 12-volt socket that doesn’t talk back and never gets a headache.


Posted by Jerome Doolittle at February 08, 2010 04:14 PM
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Watching a bit for the first half only reinforced why I don't have TV and how fucked up our society is meaning priorities in this case. I thought this ad was very lame.

Posted by: One Fly on February 8, 2010 7:51 PM

The hood ornament is, afterall, a perfect rendition of the human female reproductive system.

Posted by: Ten Bears on February 8, 2010 9:31 PM

We watch 0 television and I mean NONE. It's quite refreshing.

Posted by: Buck on February 9, 2010 8:24 PM
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