October 08, 2009
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Below we see the famed Republican moralist, Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert, as he explores the subtleties of President Clinton’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. A written excerpt, followed by the Full Monty on tape:

If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions…

Next thing you know, it’ll be perfectly legal to mate with anything at all, even Republican Congressmen from Texas.


Posted by Jerome Doolittle at October 08, 2009 10:26 AM
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Are you sure that isn't Rick Santorum, balding? If not, it's plagiarism.

Posted by: Joyful Alternative on October 8, 2009 1:42 PM

Put that guy and Rick Santorum out on the porch down South with the hound dogs laying on or under the porch. I bet they'll have a lot of fun with those poor creatures. I don't think even gay male hound dogs would like their type and style though.

Posted by: Buck on October 9, 2009 4:36 AM
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