October 07, 2009
Levi to Drop Levis
Things are getting too weird, even for me. From the Associated Press:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska – Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure — his bare body.
Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild. Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it’s a “foregone conclusion” it will happen.
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at October 07, 2009 08:12 PM
Oh how utterly darling. The Republican's choice for what could have been our President's step-son posing in the nude. Maybe the whole family will join in all the fun. I can see it now. President Palin and her family will be spending their vacation at a new nudist camp established near Anchorage. The press entourage will be allowed on the premises provided they follow the camp rules including shedding all their clothing. The Presidential photographer will be chilled to the boner.
That kid is doing some big bad payoff and I don't blame him for his payback. They're getting their just deserts for dragging him around and parading him the way he was. But son, you just have to be careful about where you put that thing. Got you into a huge mess but you seem to be handling the child support obligation alright; although Sarah will probably make sure you have to fork it all over to that daughter of hers.
Good Gawd. Where's HL Mencken when you need to hear from him.
Things could have been worse, Levi. If McCain had won, you'd be locked in by secret service agents for at least four years before you could get a divorce or pose for Playgirl or have any fun at all. As it is, now you can cash in for a little while anyway,before everybody forgets who the hell you were. So go for it. Just make them pay you in euros, deposited somewhere offshore.
Is it possible the poor schlub doesn't know that the readership of Playgirl is primarily gay?