Like any sensible person I read Doonesbury daily on Slate. Daily, I paid no attention to a little ad-like thingy at the bottom of the page called “Duke’s Video Dump.” Huge, huge mistake.

Today I clicked on it and discovered dozens of videos made during Duke’s doomed 2000 Presidential race. Go here and see for yourself. Hours of good, clean fun for the whole family. Sample topics:

Duke proposes formal adoption by the media as a way to resolve the case of Elian Gonzales: “You guys created him, so you should raise him.”

Addressing the impending health care crisis, Duke proposes telemarketing for the elderly: “You just strap on a headset, plop a manual in your lap, and boom — you’re earning.”