From the Sarasota Herald Tribune:
If you’re looking for a silver lining to the home-foreclosure story — and who isn’t? — the good news is that 8-foot-long Nile monitor lizards are taking over our abandoned properties. What, if anything, real estate agents will be able to make of this news is another matter…

When they start pirating cable, then we'll really have a story!
Posted by: Roddy McCorley on July 1, 2009 7:44 PM