June 24, 2009
Sanford’s Class Act. Considering.

South Carolina’s governor just retired the Wandering Politico’s Apology Cup for all time.

He apologized to his wife. He apologized to his four sons. He apologized to his staff for “creating a fiction in regard to where I was going.” He apologized to his friend Tom Davis and to “all the Tom Davises of the world.” He apologized to people of faith in South Carolina and throughout the nation. He apologized to his spiritual adviser. He apologized to his father-in-law. He apologized to his “dear, dear friend” from Argentina, where he had “spent the last five days of my life crying.”

He did not apologize to me, but he didn’t need to. What he does with his dick is none of my damned business, and that goes for the dicks of McGreevey, Spitzer, Clinton, Edwards, Vitter, Warren G. Harding and so on and so forth throughout the long annals of American politics. It does not go for specimens like Ensign and Craig, who obsess unwholesomely over the uses to which other people put their dicks.

Actually I thought Governor Sanford handled himself with a certain amount of class during his public ordeal, and I applaud him for it. And I particularly applaud his wife for the dignity she displayed in not standing by her man during his self-crucifixion.


Posted by Jerome Doolittle at June 24, 2009 03:27 PM
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What an idiot- the DNC has been tracking his every move since he embarassed Chairman O with his rejection of porkulus funds.

Anybody with a dozen brain cells could tell you he would get caught. Oh well- he wasn’t going to beat Palin, Gingrich or Romney anyway.

Thanks, stoopid- and good job, I hope it was worth it... I pray for your family.


Posted by: Reaganite Republican on June 24, 2009 5:22 PM

We can only hope that the rest of these morons are having the same problems with their zippers, since that is the only way their voters will reject them (and some, including the Louisiana morons excuse even bad dick behavior). Let's hope that idiots like DeMint and Inhofe are poking their sausage into an illegitimate bun and that Michelle Bachman is exposed as a lesbian. If that's what it takes to rid the Congress of certifiable nincompoops, then let's go for it.

Posted by: Charles D on June 24, 2009 8:47 PM

I have to agree about the comment about his wife. I hate seeing those mousy wives standing behind their hypocritical men. I resect my wife. If I were a politician and did something like that, my wife wouldn't be standing next to me, with her head bowed, on the dias. She would would be out in the audience throwing her shoes at me.

Posted by: Mason on June 24, 2009 10:11 PM

He did not apologize to the Appalachian Trail. I wondered how a governor would fit in with thru-hikers. Now I know he did not.

Posted by: Rez Dog on June 24, 2009 10:55 PM
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