March 25, 2009
What Ever Happened to Ricardo Montalban?

From the Associated Press:

According to the police report, 52-year-old Patricia Perea of Canyon Gate, Texas, told police she was sitting next to the singer of the hit song “Suavemente.” She said that about 15 minutes after the plane left Houston, Crespo covered himself with a blanket and began to masturbate, then exposed himself.

Suavemente, I was pleased to discover from my Spanish dictionary, means exactly what you’d think.


Posted by Jerome Doolittle at March 25, 2009 07:45 PM
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I think Ricardo Montalban died in January, fwiw.

Posted by: Mahakal on March 25, 2009 11:14 PM

Snake on a plane?

Posted by: Fast Eddie on March 26, 2009 9:14 AM

Whenever Ricardo Montalban died, you can bet he did it suavamente.

Posted by: on March 26, 2009 10:35 AM

It's the Tatoo age now. Wish he was with us.

Posted by: Buck on March 26, 2009 4:41 PM
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