October 27, 2008
Flop Sweat

Funny piece from Ketchup Is a Vegetable. Sample:

We have decided that it is necessary at this stage in the game to RAMP THINGS UP a bit. We’re in the hole, and the old man is wandering all over the place stammering like an idiot. I’ve been tempted to make him lip sync, but our tech guys can’t figure out how to make that work. We tried him on an earpiece so we could direct him a little, but we put an end to it after the Brokaw debate; it just makes him wander around the stage even more, looking for that disembodied voice. No, what we need to do is to now is to employ a much-discussed theory that’s not yet been tried: The mythical “Rove Batshit Crazy Motherfucker.” Yes, it really does exist…



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at October 27, 2008 12:18 PM
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Posted by: Brady Bonk on October 28, 2008 11:18 PM
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