September 24, 2008
Meme of the Day

To: USA

Subject: Not Spam Important Business Offer!!!

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars U.S. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson

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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 24, 2008 09:14 AM
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Jerry: Great scheme!

Ofkay if i directly responded to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov?

Thxx! I'm so mutch indebted to aou!

BBTurpin

Posted by: Peter on September 24, 2008 10:13 AM

Goodnass me!

just got replyd from usovernment: At Mebmer: Whow make pleesure more durable!

I all alone and no got no members, just me here, jerry!

Help!

BBTurpin

Posted by: Peter on September 24, 2008 10:21 AM
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