August 12, 2008
Momma Booger & All the Little Boogers

Close readers of this text will recall last week’s posting on Bernann McKinney, the “sex crazed loon and former beauty queen who’s been on the lam for the 30 years since she was accused of kidnapping Mormon missionary, tying him up with fur-lined handcuffs and repeatedly ‘raping’ him until he agreed to marry her.

According to the New York Post, she later explained that “the sex part was consensual and the bondage necessary for him to overcome his Mormon guilt. ‘Kirk had to be tied up to have an orgasm,’ she testified.”

These further details reach us from my twisted nephew Jason, to whom, as always, I extend my deepest gratitude.



Posted by Jerome Doolittle at August 12, 2008 04:52 PM
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