The BBC reports:

Our planet is not at risk from the world's most powerful particle physics experiment, a report has concluded…

Critics are worried that mini-black holes made at the soon-to-open facility on the French-Swiss border might threaten the Earth’s very existence.

But the report, issued by the European Organization for Nuclear Research, says there is “no conceivable danger.”

No word yet on the equivalent threat from Vice President Cheney’s still-open facility at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.