This is your own, personal mantra. Repeat it to yourself silently, over and over, with your eyes shut and your ears plugged. It will help, I promise. It has worked for others.

Speaking as a parent, the look on his face is exactly like the one that used to alert me to the presence of "peanut butter on white". The faces were much younger, of course, and the chore was made bearable by the happy prospect of successful potty training. In his case, alas...
Posted by: Jim on March 17, 2008 5:35 PMThe next movie in the sequel to this one is being planned as we speak:
http://www.bitsofnews.com/content/view/7678/
I wonder what face he'll put on for the movie.
Posted by: Buck on March 17, 2008 8:47 PMGive the guy a break, he's commander in chief. It's tough being a Christian soldier, all that marching off to war. Oh, wait, I forgot. He was in Texas, flying for the Champagne Air Force. Which reminds me, if Prince Charles can go marching off to war, why not Jenna and Barbara?
Posted by: Aitch Jay on March 19, 2008 8:29 AM