March 22, 2008
A Bit of Sarcasm

Meet Melvin:

Melvin "Man-o-war" Costa has a classic Nazi eagle and swastika insignia tattooed across his chest and a prison gang spider web inked on his right elbow.

Costa, 26, also is a convicted felon, self-avowed white nationalist and currently the 10th-ranked light heavyweight fighter in King of the Cage, one of the most popular semi-professional "mixed martial arts" (MMA) combat leagues in America.

Judging by online forum discussions, Costa's growing legions of white supremacist fans seemed far less concerned with his swastika or spider web tattoos than a third tattoo, circling his navel, that boasts, "I have a small penis." The common theory is that, as one fan said, "He might be going for a bit of sarcasm, depending on the actual size of his penis, given the false stereotype about us."

Melvin sounds like an okay guy, actually. You know, for a Nazi.


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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at March 22, 2008 09:18 AM
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Someone obviously didn't research Melvin well enough. I couldn't find any mention of what job and where in the Bush Administration Melvin works. He fits the classic profile of some of those persons that work at Guantanamo, at least according to what I've found on Wikileaks. Perhaps Melvin is one of the shrinks on the island in his other life.

Posted by: Buck on March 22, 2008 9:44 AM

Actually, simple physics applies. When you 'pump up' as body-builders and power-lifters do, the blood necessarily goes elsewhere in the body, leaving only a minimal amount requisite to the male reproductive apenditure. These guys might look big and bad, but they got no dick.

And yes, as a past state champion power-lifter, I do speak from experience. You have no idea how happy I, and my couple of girlfriends, am to have 'pumped down', so to speak - lost forty pounds, and put the blood back where it belongs.

Posted by: Ten Bears on March 22, 2008 1:33 PM
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