Far be it from me to poo-poo the smooth.
“It just looks nice and tidy,” said Stuart after his “back, sack and crack”. “Of course it is slightly painful, but in my experience not nearly as sore as having your chest waxed. It’s much better than shaving it, too. You don’t get those awkward nicks and it doesn’t grow back anything like as quickly.”Men seem better at dealing with the pain, said Senior. “They are always saying ’Oh, it doesn’t hurt’, but I suspect that might be male bravado. Women are never shy to scream the house down.”
Maybe I’m just too old to get it. But while I consider women worthy of praise and adoration, and to some extent imitation, there are things even I consider beyond the pale. So I guess if you were on the verge of sending me a love letter based on the idea that I would submit to a full-body waxing, you can save your stamp.
Ya got that right and I will never understand a bikini wax. I'd rather just wear shorts instead of enduring such.
Posted by: SPIIDERWEB™ on January 26, 2008 4:10 AMDoubt whether it comes from Beckham. More likely it came from porn flicks. Those who know tell me you seldom see a bush these days, male or female, except in retro porn.
Posted by: Aitch Jay on January 26, 2008 10:15 AMToday I'll be going down to the local nail salon. I'm not interested in having new nails or colored nails but I do want a pedicure. I've got a couple of ingrown toenails that are bothering the heck out of me and I figure I'll try the $10.00 the local Chinese place charges to give a pedicure before I'll shell out whatever the podiatrist charges minus what little my insurance probably pays. Hope I don't get ptomaine ptomaine poisoning but I suspect they'll do a good job.
And yes, Jerry, the old porn was better. The new stuff I don't find interesting at all. At least the old porn left something to the imagination under that hair, and you didn't have all those fake boobs that I find irritating to look at because I know they're just a wad of silicone. But look for more of it, especially from our newscasters. The high definition television is going to show us more warts and bulbously inflated personas of all the TV whores, much more what than they already have been showing us up till now, which is aplenty.
Posted by: Buck on January 27, 2008 11:15 AM