September 22, 2007
Ever have the feeling that if you donít blog something youíre going straight to hell when you die? Hereís Katherine Harris running for the Senate. Even though it was Florida she lost:
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at September 22, 2007 05:55 PM
And I can proudly claim to have gone to college in Ms. Harris's district!
Not to be outdone, her Democratic Opponent, a CAFTA supporter, was said to have proudly held up an armadillo in retort. Fortunately for the Senator, no reporters were around to record the event.
Which one is the possum again? Katherine scares me for gawd's sake! I wonder if she still believes that she won her last race for the US Senate? See? She scares me and this is why I need to know which one is the real possum! Real possums are much nicer even if they have their babies with them. Less vicious than ole Katherine...
And once again, Katherine Harris demonstrates why the expression "Katherine Harris crazy" -- as in "So and so is bat shit, Katherine Harris crazy" -- came into the vernacular.
Screw all that! I gotta know who the freaking genius was that conned the Hon. Ms. Harris into picking an oppossum up by its tail. Whoever it was, (S)he is either one of us or as big a cretin as the rest of this bunch of sewer rats.
Go ahead, fill in the blank "Dumb as ______"