April 04, 2007
Snorts, Pops, and Heaves


Just wanted to share this with you:

In comments published yesterday in the British music magazine NME, Mr. Richards, 63, said: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow…”

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Posted by Jerome Doolittle at April 04, 2007 03:20 PM
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Looks like it was a pretty good wrinkle cream too. Guess I'll hold on to Grandpa's urn for when it gets to be time to firm up the old complexion.

Posted by: Fast Eddie on April 4, 2007 6:06 PM

Ole Keith looks like he was rode hard and hung up wet to dry, don't he? With a outside like that, you gotta wonder what the inside looks like.

Posted by: The Lone Ranger on April 4, 2007 6:47 PM

Actually Reuters later knocked this story down. Richards said he was just kidding.

Posted by: Furber on April 4, 2007 7:14 PM

Ya gotta wonder if Richards might not have become the oldest living human in history had he not done to himself all he has. Most of us would have died long before his current age if we'd mistreated our bodies so badly.

Hell, he may still outlive Methuselah.

Posted by: SPIIDERWEB™ on April 4, 2007 8:52 PM

Big woops, Furber, it passes the Yellowcake Test, doesn't it? Who cares whether it's true, go ahead and put it in the State of the Union.

Posted by: Jerry Doolittle on April 4, 2007 9:11 PM

There's a great Bill Hicks bit about Keith and cockroaches being the only survivors after a nuclear war, Keith wondering everyone is, since he saw a big light and figured they were on.

Posted by: Chuck Dupree (Belisarius) on April 4, 2007 9:11 PM
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