April 11, 2007
Just in case you missed this:
I was so upset, said Zahi Hawass, the chief of the Supreme Council of Antiquities. How the hair of the mummy of the greatest king of Egypt can be sold on the Internet!
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at April 11, 2007 11:12 AM
Maybe Giuliani could use that hair. Now that his advisors apparently got him to lose the comb-over if he wanted to win the nomination against Goodhair Romney, Rudy could use a few tufts on top. If he makes it to the White House maybe they'll name a rubber after him. Hey, it worked for Ramses!
Hmmm. A rubber, huh?
Hey kids, get a Dick for your Dick!
Hey man, I'm not trading mine.
They probably run two sizes small anyway. He was always trying to prove he was a man.
The worst is still to come: The Egyptians are not going to replace the hair, they are going to put it in a seperate exhibition.