Just in case you missed this:
“I was so upset,” said Zahi Hawass, the chief of the Supreme Council of Antiquities. “How the hair of the mummy — of the greatest king of Egypt — can be sold on the Internet!”
Maybe Giuliani could use that hair. Now that his advisors apparently got him to lose the comb-over if he wanted to win the nomination against Goodhair Romney, Rudy could use a few tufts on top. If he makes it to the White House maybe they'll name a rubber after him. Hey, it worked for Ramses!
Posted by: Aitch Jay on April 11, 2007 3:57 PMHmmm. A rubber, huh?
Hey kids, get a Dick for your Dick!
Hey man, I'm not trading mine.
They probably run two sizes small anyway. He was always trying to prove he was a man.
No shit.
Posted by: Sardonica on April 12, 2007 4:54 AM
The worst is still to come: The Egyptians are not going to replace the hair, they are going to put it in a seperate exhibition.
Disgraceful!