February 23, 2007
This is a Red Flower
Posted by Jerome Doolittle at February 23, 2007 09:34 AM
And streaked with yellow, as all red states must be.
What's that you say? You'll have to speak up, Sonny, I've got a banana in my ear.
But it is clearly not a pipe.
No, it's a photograph of three red flowers.
What is all this obsession with French and pipes? Doesn't anybody realize what "pipe" means in French slang? (I would come right out and say it, only there may be ladies in the room.) Isn't any body familiar with Georgia O'Keefe's flower paintings? Let's get Freudian, folks!
Hey, Furber, let me teach you a better one: une turlute.
Furber, sometimes a red flower is just an ashtray.
As my grandfather always used to say, a rose is a dose is a pose.
Next to blue roses I love red roses like these.