In response to Jerry’s last post, I offer up this fascinating fact from the home-front.

Did you think that Hoover Hogs, like those other hogs, the Delays and the Bushes, only lived in places down South? Turns out they’re trying to make a move North, specifically Illinois. We've heard there’s one there named Hastert already. So if you live in Illinois and see a Hoover Hog, better be quick on your feet. Turns out they do have something in common with the aforementioned well known political animals:

“They stink . . . and they urinate and defecate like any animal does when they’re stressed. They’re kind of nasty creatures if you ever get close.”

Not only that, they’re trying to move big time into other parts north. Hopefully we Democrats can do something to slow down this nasty crisis.

Posted by Buck Batard at December 24, 2006 07:59 PM

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