November 12, 2006
The Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser out of the ’06 elections? Any GOP presidential candidate who has spent the past five years in an accelerating attempt to become the mainstream GOP heir-apparent to President George W. Bush, especially in terms of embracing the Iraq war.

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McCain’s clumsiness and lack of political timing now stand exposed as never before: he was an independent, critical, truth-telling outsider in 2000, at a time when the GOP needed a mainstream, establishment candidate. (We’ve since learned that Bush is a crazed millenialist, but he ran then as a moderate who could keep his pants on.) Now, when it is clear that in order to have any chance of retaining the White House in 2008, the GOP will need an independent, critical, truth-telling outsider who is distanced from a profoundly incompetent and increasingly unpopular Republican administration, John McCain is locked into a new, awkward-fitting, mainstream, establishment, heir-apparent candidacy. Not to mention that he is tar-babied to the electorally fatal Iraq war.

If the GOP is stupid enough to nominate McCain in ’08, the commercials write themselves: simple voice-overs of McCain’s thousands of quotes defending and pushing stay-the-course, playing over the grotesque visuals of the awkward hugs between Bush and a toadying, insincere McCain.

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The most dangerous possible GOP candidate, and he or she simply does not exist among the front ranks of those reported to be considering a White House run, is an anti-war, anti-Bush strict fiscal and social conservative. (Possible exception on substance: Newt Gingrich, but he is so personally unlikeable and tainted as to be unelectable.)

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Posted by Wayne Uff at November 12, 2006 12:52 AM
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Sounds to me like you're describing Howard Dean. Wait a minute, though. He's a Democrat.

Posted by: CCRyder on November 13, 2006 10:25 AM

Inquiring tabby cats want to know: are we safe from a Frist candidacy now?

Posted by: Martha Bridegam on November 13, 2006 4:56 PM

Glad you asked, Martha. A few years back I tracked down the pre-politics memoir penned by the famed former heart surgeon and long-distance diagnostician. The cat-killing part, if my memory is correct, is on page 33. Me and my scanner are ready to Swift-boat at a moment's notice. Kitties of the world, relax.

Posted by: Jerry Doolittle on November 13, 2006 6:10 PM
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