In view of the fact that no one here at Bad Attitudes seems to be blogging much, it being the Dog Days of Summer, at least for us old country boys, and, furthermore, in light of the coming heated campaigns that many of us will be working hard away at in the days to come, we pause to remind everyone of Ricky Santorum’s famous “Dog Days of Summer” interview in which Ricky famously said:
Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that’s what? Children. Monogamous relationships. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality —AP: I’m sorry, I didn’t think I was going to talk about “man on dog” with a United States senator, it’s sort of freaking me out.
Now that the Dog Days of Summer are here, we most certainly know what’s on Ricky’s little mind. As for this old country boy, I’m just dreaming of the days to come when we put that little bugger Ricky out on the porch where he belongs.
