In a New York Times profile of MSNBC’s pinko pundit, Keith Olbermann, we discover that Fox’s splenetic spouter, Bill O’Reilly, appeals to an audience with a median age of 71. Somehow I find it encouraging that his fans seem to be bullheaded, ignorant old farts rather than bullheaded, ignorant young ones. We old farts will soon enough be in our graves, voteless except in Chicago.
While we’re on the subjecct of O’Reilly, let me direct you to the column on your right, where you will find, under “Resources,” a link called Bill O’Reilly’s Pathetic Sex Life. It takes you to the full and fascinating text of the sexual harassment complaint brought against him two years ago by former Fox News producer Andrea Mackris.
It's good to know he felt he had to stop answering email for the sake of discretion. I had been wondering why he no longer replied to my email, which he used to do, and whether to take it personally.
Posted by: Joyful Alternative on July 12, 2006 1:23 PMDon't take it personally, Joyful.You got off easy. Billy Boy might have abraded you to death with a loofah, and it's a nasty way to go.
Posted by: CCRyder on July 12, 2006 1:52 PMSure, CC, but if I'd written to Billy Boy, I'd deserve my fate, wouldn't I?
Posted by: Joyful Alternative on July 12, 2006 2:14 PMOnly that Makris bitch and her bankers know the real story of what happened between us. And, of course, me. The truth is that I have no sex life except when Rush and me load up on Viagra and go down to the Dominican Republic to change our luck with dusky, prepubescent lovelies.
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly on July 12, 2006 3:14 PM