Lolligolli at Kos brings us this delightfully depressing story about shrinking snakes — not only yours, but the one belonging to your pet alligator.
Renowned scientist Louis Guillette announced research today indicating that pesticide pollution is causing a reduction in penis size and increasing the numbers of male genital abnormalities due to chemical similarity to estrogen.
Surely some drug company will come out soon with a new pill to help us fix the problem. Just wondering though, could this lead us to the root of Curious George’s problem with little things like manliness? Is there a reason that Daddy Bush calls him “little George”? Was Barbara a lawn freak? Anybody know?
Posted by Buck Batard at May 02, 2006 06:25 AM
Thinks this applies to those who developed (or didn't) after the introduction of pesticides. Those who have it can keep it. Young women flocking to older men?
Posted by: tom on May 2, 2006 9:15 AM"the root of Curious George’s problem". Heheh.
Not sure this is his problem - he doesn't (as far as I know) have a predilection for guns, motorbikes or souped-up cars. Also, there has to be some explanation of why Laura has stuck by this empty shell of a man all these years.
Posted by: Rob G on May 2, 2006 9:19 AM