February 24, 2006
Cats on Strike

I regret to inform the regular Friday cat crowd that our two felines are ON STRIKE. This is most unfortunate, but they do have unreasonable demands. They want a living wage (mousetraps are cheaper). They want cat health insurance (too expensive). They say NO to Wal-Mart catfood (it’s cheaper). They want a vacation (we still haven't gotten rid of the mice — NO WAY!!). They want holidays off, Mehitabel’s birthday (no way the're getting that). Finally, they want a pension (no way after the buyout bankrupted the company). These darn pesky cats are just too unreasonable. Therefore, we offer this picture of what life used to be like before Ronald Reagan killed off the unreasonable crowd (excepting our cats, who were born after the sorry, no good, average American hating bastard was out of office). The biggest problem we face is how to get these pesky cats to watch television. They’re so uncooperative!!!!! Maybe we can hire them out to give lessons (but don’t tell our competitors).



Posted by Buck Batard at February 24, 2006 05:07 PM
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Tell your story walkin'. I want cats, not excuses. Even the FATCAT you've been working with in the last 2 weeks. They're on strike? Don't feed them for a while.

Posted by: Bendra on February 24, 2006 10:56 PM

How can you tell the difference between when the cats are on strike and when they are not? I can't tell with mine.

Posted by: m on February 25, 2006 8:46 AM

Perhaps you are right about your cats. However, our cats have a keen sense of social justice. They tend to be very rebellious. Too bad most humans don't share this valuable trait, at least these days. However, people are waking up to the cat attitude. Every get scratched by a cat?? One day our politicians will find out that there are a lot of cats out here, with a typical cat attitude. Which is very bad. Which may save the country. Come on cats, come out, come out, wherever you are. Look out politicians. The bad attitude cats are coming to get you if you don't straighten up.

Posted by: Buck on February 25, 2006 1:42 PM
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