Here is the Word of God as lately revealed to His children through Pat Robertson, who is not only the Lord’s mouthpiece but can also leg-press 2,000 pounds and is a graduate as well of Yale Law School, which must be mighty proud.
NORFOLK, Va. — Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine punishment for “dividing God’s land.”
“God considers this land to be his,” Robertson said on his TV program The 700 Club. “You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,’ and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine.’”
…In discussing what he said was God’s insistence that Israel not be divided, Robertson also referred to the 1995 assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to achieve peace by giving land to the Palestinians. “It was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead,” he said.
What will happen on that black day when He must perforce kill off Pat Robertson? And who will tell us why?
I think Pat Robertson comes in his pants any time he sees an opportunity to point a finger of blame at a Jew. Actually, any time he can point a finger of blame at anyone, but especially the Hebrews.
I think Ed Dorn described the likes of him (and perhaps me, too) when he had his Gunslinger diss a fool by saying: "Mister, you got an attitude a mile long."
See, just because the god he believes in is INFINITE, and OMNISCIENT, and OMNIVOROUS, is no reason he shouldn't stand up like some Wormtongue demon and insist HE knows EXACTLY what the BIG GUY is thinking and intending and who the BAD GUYS are.
He's God's Pal Jimmy Olson.
Posted by: Saintperle on January 5, 2006 9:37 PM