A friend sends this link to an SF Gate article, “Xmas Cards From Famous People: In which Ashlee, Dubya, Tom Cruise and more wish you very happy holidays. Sort of”. As an SF resident, I avoid the Gate and all Chron-related stations, sites, and papers like the plague, and depend on friends and colleagues to point out the occasional gem contained therein. This is one. Check it out for a couple of hoots.